The Husband Store

[stiffler]

A store that sells new husbands has opened in HYDERABAD, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

1. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
2. There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
3. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor.
4. You cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.


She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.


'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'


So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.


'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'


Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

[swifty]

something is missing here.
the joke is only complete with the comparison to the "shop for men".

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[stiffler]

something is missing here.
the joke is only complete with the comparison to the "shop for men".

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lolz

are u a women supporter lolz
Just kiddin

[addu]

good one

[swifty]

lolz

are u a women supporter lolz
Just kiddin

i know HTML!


to make your joke perfect:

"shop for man"

1.floor - women who like sex
2.floor - women who likes sex and have money
3.-6.floor - has never seen a visitor

sorry for the german content in the attachment

[stiffler]

i know HTML!


to make your joke perfect:

"shop for man"

1.floor - women who like sex
2.floor - women who likes sex and have money
3.-6.floor - has never seen a visitor

sorry for the german content in the attachment

Lolz

[motomaster]

i know HTML!


to make your joke perfect:

"shop for man"

1.floor - women who like sex
2.floor - women who likes sex and have money
3.-6.floor - has never seen a visitor

sorry for the german content in the attachment

Can't stop laughing..

Lolxxxxxxx.

[Rlove]

on which floor you go.......

[motomaster]

*I don't go to shops for women.

They come to shops for me but I am not for sale

Already committed.

[achyudhram]

i know HTML!

I Read A Expansion For HTML Otherthan Hypertext Markup Language. What Is That?